Tuesday, April 18, 2006

VAN HELSING (2004)

Unbelievably awful. Unbearable. Pure junk. A complete travesty. Wretched.

Directed by Stephen I'm-Going-To-Milk-The-Universal-Monsters-Vault-For-All-It's-Worth Sommers, I give this pile of shit a stake through it's money grubbing heart.