Tuesday, April 18, 2006

VAN HELSING (2004)

Unbelievably awful. Unbearable. Pure junk. A complete travesty. Wretched.

Directed by Stephen I'm-Going-To-Milk-The-Universal-Monsters-Vault-For-All-It's-Worth Sommers, I give this pile of shit a stake through it's money grubbing heart.

1 comment:

david d. mcintire said...

Yep. Dead-on, Phil. We watched this wheeze a while back and it was simply tiresome. No sense of humor at all. Bleah. Unenjoyable even in "stupid-movie mode."